Wales

We were in the midst of a very "poor man's tour" of  Britain. For two nights, we had, in fact, slept in our tiny rented car to keep from paying exorbitant Bed and Breakfast bills. The time had come for a real bed and a hot shower. Now we were on our way to Holyhead to take the Irish ferry to Dun Lagohaire (which is pronounced DunLairy - the Irish are very poor, why do they waste letters so?) Speaking of letters, we were passing through Wales. Their road signs are in both Welsh and English. No, that's not true...their road signs are actually half Welsh and half English.